They call me the sharpener

I really think we should make an offical minecraft server, if this post gets to 700 likes (NOT NOTES) and i get like 5 officals that would be able to play i will do everything i can to make this happen

@the-queen-of-geese @king-of-oreo @for-sure-not-a-llama @britain-offical @sweden-offical @america-offical

Please tell me if you don't want this role/don't want to be a character/have ideas for roles

If I mention you, please state ur pronouns and any personality/appearance trait you want me to get right

@asexual-offical = emo kid

@mcdonalds-offical = 

@imp6492920172660301659303offical = class clown

@hat-anon-official = hat guy

@James-offical = everyone knows them somehow

@the-meower-offical = cat

@an-alien-offical = transfer student

@clip-board-offical = a clip board

@planes-offical = aviation course teacher

@Gametoons-offical = hip geography teacher that uses slang incorrectly 

@lesbian-offical = librarian

@mlm-god-offical = musical theatre kid

@sappho-offical = literature/english teacher

@aesthetic-offical = art teacher

@monster-energy-offical = emo kid

@mad-girl-offical = bad vibes

@paradox-offical =

@fox-news-offical = school newspaper editor

@brazil-official =

@the-game-offical = IT teacher

@penelope-official = theatre kid 

@france-offical = french teacher

@ao3-offical = 

@assistant-offical =

@britain-offical = exchange student from Britain

@evil-duck-offical =

@giant-duck-offical =

@duck-offical =

@grape-offical =

@pinterest-offical = that one with aesthetic notes in notebooks. Doodles in class

@t-u-m-b-l-r-offical =

@spotify-offical = “please hand over your headphones”

@sleep-offical = doesn’t sleep because they’re learning, still gets semi-decent grades

@matchmakr-from-da-shdows-offical = gossiper

@chalant-offical =

@hekate-offical =

@oppossum-offical = quiet kid who tries very hard not to unleash chaos

@zeus-offical = theatre kid

@shark-albert-offical =

@breadteleporter-offical =

@totally-cis-offical =

@assistant-offical = person at reception

@sweeden-offical = 

@tyrannosaurus-rex-offical = paleonerd (based)

@indominus-offical = paleonerd (based)

@indoraptor-offical = paleonerd (based)

@raptors-offical = paleonerd (based)

@blue-raptor-official = paleonerd (based)

@compy-offical = paleonerd (based)

@villain-offical = guy who reminds teachers abt homework

@odysseus-offical = theatre kid

@old-english-offical = englisheth teacher who speaks funketh

@incorrect-corrector-offical = evil english teacher

@evilgrammar-offical = Incorrect-corrector’s fav nerd

@evilspellcheck-official = Incorrect-corrector’s fav nerd

@typo-offical = Incorrect-corrector’s most hated student

@grammar-official = constantly argues back to Incorrect-corrector

@pencil-sharpener-offical = weird kid with wrecked sleep schedule (loves music)

@crab-offical = 

@chaos-offical = class clown 

@virgin-mary-offical = theatre kid

@autism-offical =

@satan-offical =

@whitenailpolishoffical =

@blacknailpolishoffical =

@homosexuality-offical =

@adhd-offical =

@bisexual-offical =

@aroace-offical =

@wlw-god-offical =

@aromantic-offical =

@elvis-offical =

@hallucinations-offical =

@nonbinary-homo-offical =

@watermelon-offical =

@ur-least-fav-gal-offical =

@cactus-offical =

@arsenic-offical =

@arson-offical =

@period-offical =

@orlando-offical =

@cishet-offical =

@aesthetic-offical =

@gatekeep-offical = mean girl

@gaslight-offical = horrible history teacher

@girlboss-offical = mean girl

@america-offical =

@australia-offical =

@cyanide-offical =

@knife-guy-offical =

@thing-offical =

@nblnb-god-offical =

@zest-offical =

@sensory-hell-offical =

@gay-uncle-offical =

@offical-offical = head of school

@wine-aunt-offical =

@blorbo-offical =

@lie-detector-offical =

@mental-illness-offical =

@punky-beaver-offical =

@towel-official =

@girl-scouts-offical =

@archangel-uriel-offical =

@kash-register-offical =

@goblin-offical =

@evil-bread-offical =

@plushie-offical =

As for perfect, ME! I’m joking, my girlfriend is perfect, I’ll say that.

@hallucinations-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @amnesia-offical @oldersister-offical

Fire

Fire is perfect

No dreams, no thoughts.

Perfect.

As for perfect, ME! I’m joking, my girlfriend is perfect, I’ll say that.

@hallucinations-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @amnesia-offical @oldersister-offical

What is this witchcraft

As for perfect, ME! I’m joking, my girlfriend is perfect, I’ll say that.

@hallucinations-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @amnesia-offical @oldersister-offical

Youre a pencil sharpener.

I think we could make up a full sized high school

Wait someone should make a very convoluted high school au fic of the officalverse it’d be funny

"Hey, teacher, you never taught us this!"

"Um, yes I did? It's not my fault you forgot."

I think we could make up a full sized high school

Wait someone should make a very convoluted high school au fic of the officalverse it’d be funny

"Hey, teacher, you never taught us this!"

"Um, yes I did? It's not my fault you forgot."

I have a feeling it's a 'no', but thought I might as well ask. 🤷

-@supervillain-offical

you must have a talent for catching me in a foul mood.

Well I was told by some random citizen that I needed to focus on bigger stuff than what I was doing so there shall definitely be death and destruction in my new diabolical, world-conquering plans.

I need to protect my reputation bc I've been called a hero more than once now and it is absolutely intolerable.