you’re a weirdo. 🩵

cdan pseudonym: the two-toned terror

letterboxd 4: ( she has practiced for this !!!!! ) in the mood for love ( 2000 ), i stand alone ( 1991 ), drive ( 2011 ), lady vengeance ( 2005 )

best quality: [ according to her ] her laser death beam stare, [ actually ] her confidence 💜

worst quality: [ according to her ] nothing :))), [ actually ] her tendency to nickel-and-dime everyone

still working out the entirety of her tattoo collection ( post incoming i'm sure!! ) but she's got at least 12, several of which are fandom/nerd ones that she is now a little embarrassed by

first thing she got for herself with ronan's money was lasik. she barely qualified

very insecure about her real full-bodied laugh, so she always ends up pressing it into r's shoulder or neck. she'll only actually laugh when they're alone together. everyone else gets (1) a Sensible Chuckle, (2) a Wheeze, or (3) a Harlow I'm Watching Your Stream Bruh Why You Tryin Not To Laugh

always fucking cold. unrelated, refuses to wear anything that extends past mid-thigh

must deliver a northernlion style rant to r before bed once every 10 business days or else she will explode

r does not have to suffer alone because actually she talks to Everyone this way, irl and online to stans and antis alike <3 went mildly viral for the equivalent of this rant ( up to and including " 'she looks so skinny while crashing out' thank you that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me " )

IDEALLY her career would be very 𝗄atseye-esque where the gp is like 'wow she's so talented and pretty!' but she just keeps putting out peepee poopoo dubai chocolate labubu hyperpop that really only works in a festival setting and so nobody takes her seriously as an Artiste

and her peak would be doing a gap commercial dancing to someone else's song

but if she and her team were actually competent she would hit the ground running with brat harlot summer

honestlyyyyy kind of more enamored with planning someone's downfall than the actual downfall itself. except when it comes to r. in that case she's dragging them both down into a death spiral, just to make sure he actually hits the ground💜

approximately fifteen hours after the vegas wedding? more likely than you think!

rip to ???? but just because she's got their first initial tattooed right above her heart Doesn't mean she won't use them just to torment the love of her life :( sorry not sorry about it

refs / inspo: [ personality-wise ] 𝗆ai ( 𝖺tla ), 𝗋eze ( 𝖼hainsaw 𝗆an ), 𝖺my 𝖽unne ( 𝗀one 𝗀irl ), 𝗆addy 𝗉erez ( 𝖾uphoria ), 𝖼ristina 𝗒ang ( 𝗀rey's 𝖺natomy ) / [ appearance-wise ] 𝖼hiyuki ( 𝖽eath 𝗉arade ), 𝗌eeun ( 𝗌tayc ), 𝗆egan ( 𝗄atseye ), 𝗄irara 𝗁oshi ( 𝗃jk )