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My brain, in its infinite wisdom: Ferret, but longer

The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (2011) || CONCEPT ART

By Lt.-Commander Data

As homo sapiens is your taxonomic nomenclature, You, born a man; I was declared one by a legislature. I often trust you with my brain, a wonder positronic To turn it off and on again is what you call “ironic.”

I find myself intrigued by your more tactile demonstrations A valuable glimpse of haptic physical relations The insights that flash through your mind - pure cranium employing So different from my cortenide-duranium alloying.

A VISOR seems essential to your engineering talents To calibrate capacitors you have to keep your balance Your visual acuity is rival to my program - You have a pleasingly familiar sense memory engram.

The game’s afoot; the Holodeck programs our complex plots in I would not be a Sherlock Holmes without a proper Watson While Vulcans deem emotional displays as inefficient Upon your “death” I found that information insufficient.

O Geordi, your acceptance of me made me comprehend I studied your behaviour and absorbed the role of “friend” Though android versus human seems a permanent, deep schism I find you are not just a biologic organism.