Falling Down Can Oftentimes Be Painful.

That is all.

I’ve still got more daddies to romance, but Craig really stole my heart. I don’t think anyone else will come close.

You have no idea how many years I’ve waited to get this e-mail blast.

If not, do it. I failed to do so several years ago and I still regret it.

and looked up public records on my former medical marijuana physicians. So far, 2 out of 3 have been disciplined or had their license to practice revoked for over-prescribing controlled substances (mostly painkillers like Vicodin) to patients without a proper medical exam. Interesting reading, indeed!

Autotune and overproduction be damned. Here’s my new anthem.

to let my mom shave my head next time. I made a promise.

A Reddit thread on exercise and depression

With a sad lament my dreams Have faded like a broken melody While the Gods of love look down and laugh At what romantic fools, we mortals be

and for some reason, they all need them today. I suppose I will continue to do what I do best. I wish handsome, available men came-a-knockin’ as much as people who need favors.

Just dug out my record player and hooked it up. Now I can be hipstery while I throw shit away!

That is all.