chunch

Big time rush really was ahead of their time

hey girls lets get sillay

What am I being arrested for? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal?

your honor do these sound like the actions of a man who has had all he can eat

“Y'all won’t be passing.”

oh my god..a bread boy 

a crime of passion

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

I live in New York City

why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching

dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they’re not gay

look, if the guy to my left has to do the turbo-macarena while charging a bolt of flesh melting while the guy on my right is doing every bruce lee move at the same time and the guy in front of me is flourishing a broadaxe like hes doing yo-yo tricks im going to give each of them enough floorspace to not liquefy myself