Huge Naturals

destroying my marriage by poorly trying to explain the monty hall problem to my wife who does not understand the monty hall problem

texting my wife about which members of kids in the hall i think estrogen would have saved and she isn't immediately dropping everything at her important job that helps people to agree with me and call me a genius. what gives.

For the record i replied within like 5 minutes

starting a dream pop band with my wife so if we ever break up we can make rumors but mid

discussing the themes present in berserk in all seriousness and then being like anyway. what if guts and griffith FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!

just found out that there was a mixup and now I'M the new pope... they're sending me to pope school where I don't know anyone EXCEPT my old rival who was actually supposed to become the pope... AND I'M RUNNING LATE?? *dashes out the door with a piece of the holy eucharist in my mouth*

i am reading the signs and portents, inhaling the vapors and consulting the smoke and the birds. and they all say you're going to have a great friday!

walking past an inferior bar so i can go to MY bar.

i have a dungeon in my house but its not for sex its just for capturing and torturing people in a way that im really not horny about at all. i would like to have a sex dungeon to do this in ways that i AM horny about but i don't really have the money or space to set one up. on account of the regular dungeon.