Bean

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

When you change, don’t announce it. Just bloom.

revenge of the sith is the best star wars film no contest because of its invaluable contribution to internet memes

Perhaps all of them

Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.

Alexa, release my inhibitions

I need a girl👸🏼 who's a: Lady in the streets 👠 Freak in the sheets 😈 Cory in the house 👦🏾