bullshitaco

why can i not stop laughing what have u done to me

financial goals: bathtub that’s deep enough for me to be 100% fully submerged; preferably one of those triangle corner ones. Also maybe being debt free but the tub comes first

why are there bruises on my knees

i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

$$$rebel amish$$$

Why is the peace gesture two fongers? Shouldn’t it be 3 fingero since the peace symbol has 3 line ?? Get it togtehter, pope.

I dont think the Pope made the peace sign???

*pople

Fongers

Please stop

He missed

Malcom in the Middle Ages

You’re not the lord of me now

the plot chickens

i love sitting on a sofa with one leg crossed over the other and my arms spread out across the headboard behind me like a young, reckless, 1920s gentleman of ambiguous sexuality, with more money than i know what to do with and an intense weariness of the shallow, hedonistic lifestyle enjoyed by my companions

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