Miin

Me, on S2 of KnB: how can you ship aho-kashi with precious furi hes such a dick

Me, after S3 of KnB: ...okay he might be nice now but still

Akashi: I would love to, but I’m afraid I’m quite bu–

Hayama: Oh hey, I see Kuroko and Kagami! Looks like they’re with some friends… Wait, Reo-nee, isn’t that brunette the chihuahua guy?

Mibuchi: Oh, you mean the one who faced Sei-cha–

Akashi: Er.. yeah.

Furihata: No, no, change it. It's not secure enough.

Akashi: No way, I like this password, because.. you know.. [winks]

Furihata: [blushes slightly] Fine! Just.. try mixing it up with numbers and symbols.

Akashi: Okay [scribbles something on paper]

Furihata: "furihatakouki

Akashi: [winks again]

Furihata: ...

Aomine: Arghhh I can't believe I lost again.

Midorima: We lost. Us. And that's because of your selfishness, Aomine.

Aomine: Shut up, Midorima.

Kise: Ahh.. we're so lucky to have Akashicchi on our side, ne Murasakibaracchi?

Murasakibara: Eh~ I guess..

Kuroko: Aomine-kun, "When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the..

Rest of GoM: ?

Kuroko: Um.. the, the-

Rest of GoM: ???

Furihata: [suddenly appears] the lone wolf dies but the pack survives."

Akashi: [screams internally]

Kuroko: Yes, that's it Furihata-kun.

Furihata: [chuckles] Such a cool quote huh, Kuroko?

Akashi: [heart eyes]

Aomine: And what does that mean?

Kuroko: Care to explain, Furihata-kun?

Furihata: [shrugs] It's basically the fancy version of "united we stand, divided we fall" I think.

Kuroko: [smiles a bit] It's really cool.

Aomine: [rolls his eyes] Nerds.

Kuroko: Going to eat huh, Furihata-kun? Please have a seat here.

Furihata: Nah, it's fine Kuroko, I'm just-

Akashi: [beams] Good afternoon, Furihata-kun.

Furihata: A-Akashi-san! G-good afternoon [bows]

Akashi: I wish you could stop being so formal with me, Furihata-kun.

Furihata: Yes sir!

Kise: [tries hard not to laugh]

Furihata: [blushes] Ah I-I mean yes.. yes, okay A-Akashi.. sa-kun. I mean..

Kuroko: Breathe, Furihata-kun.

Furihata: I yeah, I need to- to go home now, ahaha.. because homework, yes, there's homework.. bye! [runs away]

GoM: ...

Murasakibara: He called Aka-chin 'sir'

Kise: Bwahahahahaha, oh, hahaha, oh my, I'm so sorry Akashicchi, but I think it's going to take ages for you guys to be together at this point.

Akashi: [annoyed] Shut up, Kise.

Kuroko: Have you asked him out yet?

Akashi: Like I said Kuroko, patience-

Kuroko: is a virtue, yes I'm aware, Akashi-kun. But I heard there are some girls who confessed to Furihata-kun lately, and he is actually considering to accept one of them.

Akashi: What?!

Kuroko: [shrugs] Who knows, maybe it's just a rumor.

Akashi: [immediately stands up and runs after Furihata]

Rest of GoM: ...

Midorima: Is that true, Kuroko?

Kuroko: Of course not. And as far as I know, Akashi-kun and Furihata-kun's feelings are actually mutual.

Midorima: Still, to be able to lie with such straight face to Akashi like that..