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This is why I have to wash your clothes separately.

And she wonders why I buy her her own lint rollers?

Because middle-aged women are the ones who have dealt with kids all their lives and know what it’s like to have tiny and intelligent but silly and difficult to understand people following them around and making it impossible for them to work and get anything done..

So very true!

You matter

this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen

My mom is getting a Tumblr.  This is the end.

If your Mother can’t see it, you shouldn't post it:)