Peachy!

Wednesday: Enough. I will not risk the life of my—

Wednesday: *recites blandly* —assuredly platonic, hetero life partner and coincidental co-parent to our twins—

Wednesday: *glances at the camera* —with whom I happen to share a bed with…

Wednesday: *looks back to her parents*—on yet ANOTHER absurd and pointless family secret.

Gomez: Well, my quixotically queer quandary, about that. You must understand—

Morticia: What your father is trying to say is that it was in self-defense.

Wednesday: *seething* Just like the LAST seven villains intent on harming our family?

Gomez: My sardonically sinister sapphic, please. If it’s any consolation, this inadvertent murder was NOT related to the Gates family.

Enid to Wednesday: MY pack

I hope y'all caught that detail 😌

I think she wanted to be a little more vulnerable with Enid but felt like she couldn't cause of Agnes. 😭😭

So she stuck with the most heartfelt "that has NEVER been in question!"

because like-

“I want in fact more of you. In my mind I am dressing you with light; I am wrapping you up in blankets of complete acceptance and then I give myself to you. I long for you; I who usually long without longing, as though I am unconscious and absorbed in neutrality and apathy, really, utterly long for every bit of you.” ― Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena

If there's one thing I like about Jenna Ortega, it's her eyes. They're big and expressive, and on Wednesday, even when she's impassive and has a death glare, she can't be like that when Enid scolds her.

It's so funny watching Wednesday get scolded by Enid; they seriously look like a married couple when they argue. And we already know who always wins in those situations.