a gay mess™

if high waisted jeans go out of fashion one day my life is doomed

nothing’s out of fashion if you don’t give a shit

y’all please evacuate don’t be stubborn

Another Floridian who went through Andrew. Pay attention to what Ron White said: “It’s not… *THAT* the wind is blowin’… it’s… *WHAT* the wind… is blowin’.”  If you are so damn arrogant, so damn foolhardy, that you honest-to-God believe that somehow you will magically survive Cat4 winds (you will likely not), you will CERTAINLY not survive what those Cat4 winds are shuffling through the air. Which is things like, oh, CARS. Ever been in a car accident?? Did you know that it isn’t just wind and rain in a hurricane? They spin off tornadoes, too! You know you can’t go into an attic in Florida, because the wind and tornadoes will tear off the roof during a storm. You can’t go into basements because they flood. And during a strong Cat4 or any Cat5, no part of that building is expected to remain standing.  SO. PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUT. TAKE THE ANIMALS, TAKE THE KIDS, AND GO. IF YOUR ADULT SELF WILL NOT SURVIVE, YOUR CAT WILL ALSO NOT SURVIVE. TAKE THE ANIMALS. 

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