* 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 / pleasure.

oh,  easy!

1. his lovely EYES.

2. those beautiful LIPS.

3. thick ol’ THIGHS.

4. below his HIPS.

5. and his DICK lmao fym.

guess   i’m   not   escaping   this   one!

1. the normal:

         🍑

2. the ripe:

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3. the bite-size:

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4. the giant:

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5. and my personal favorite:

       renly’s 🍑

1. laugh at their vexations.   this is important! you really want to get under someone’s skin in the pettiest of ways? laugh at their misfortunes. lost a chunk of gold? laugh. forgot to feed their mare? laugh. their child caught the pox? laugh. you get the message.

2. don’t laugh at their jests.   any jape they make, regardless of whether you believe it to actually be funny or not, must be met with silence. a purse of the lips is fine if you’re not good at masking your urges, but that’s all. for added insult: give a fraudulent smile moments after their little gag.. and make it painfully transparent.

3. give your opinion / judgement before they finish their sentence.   cut them right off in the midst of their.. idea.. and assert yourself as the dominant voice meant to be heard. put them to shame with it, yet never actually berate them.

4. sneak humiliation towards their appearance.   oh, my dear, you look so incredibly.. exhausted. and what’s with that bodice? did that seamstress cheap you again? she’s such a nuisance. that’s why i steer clear of those trade shops down beggar’s alley. especially after that weird rash breakout. eugh— love, what’s that reddened patch on your cheek?

5. “mock” flirt with their beloved / desirable.   yes, it’s exactly as it sounds. you want to really lay it on them? a well placed innuendo and bashful grin are the strongest cards in your deck. though i advise: be prepared for what their next card is.

costumes or lingerie?

he’s totally the lingerie type. wearing costumes is basically what he does already, it’s his way of drawing more attention to himself and enjoying/expressing his luxurious sense of style. there’s no sexual preference for this due to his everyday use of it.

it’s what he’s wearing beneath those fancy articles of attire that he finds pleasing. some thigh highs? a fitted corset? leather & lace? sheer & skimpy? or perhaps something far more.. revealing? it all depends:

art thou nasty?

                                                     The Sun.

"  The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed. The moment man started to breathe began his unending conquest for happiness.  "

The Sun symbolizes happiness, joy, energy, optimism, and accomplishment. Occasionally, it is also associated with one's initial happiness. You almost always (ironically) find yourself in terrible situations, the situation betrays the underlying optimism present in nearly all of them. You have deep thoughts about the meaning of life and manage to find their answers.

i’ll punch it

SPANKING or scratching?

MAKE 👏 HIS 👏 CHEEKS 👏 CLAP! 👏 👏 👏

blindfolds or spreader bars.

blindfolds are nice and all, but he has a natural urge to.. close himself.. when the goings get hot and the comings draw nearer. it’s how he combats his own climactic passions and keeps himself in the  GAME of BONES. 

— take that power from him and make him suffer. multiple times.

Dionysus is the god of the grape harvest, winemaking and wine, of ritual madness, fertility, theatre and religious ecstasy in ancient Greek religion and myth. He is responsible for the development of the first Greek theatre. He is forgiving, accepting, and "go with the flow". He is commonly referred to as a protector or a patron to LGBT+ youth both then and in modern context.