Peach

Vylad: *Gasps hopefully*

Laurance: -lingual. Bilingual, I speak two languages

Vylad: *Takes a sip of water disappointed*

Laurance: Oh also I like dudes

Laurance: *leans in close*

Laurance: On your word, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.

Laurance: What?

Laurance: I don't even get... Why would... I...

Laurance: I've never had sex with anyone anywhere.

Laurance: It's none of your...

Laurance: You have the nerve, the audacity...

Laurance: And how... How do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him?

Laurance: Maybe you are.

Laurance: Maybe you're trying to throw me off.

Laurance: great idea!

Zenix:

Zenix:

Zenix:

Zenix:

Laurence:

Laurance: Hey, whatcha cooking? Smells like updog.

Vylad: What’s that?

Laurance: Uh…

Laurance: Y’know, updog?

Vylad: I’m not sure what you’re talking about. Can you please explain?

Laurance: …You know what’s going on here, don’t you?

Vylad: That's impos-.

Laurance: [Cups Vylad's face]

Dante: What?

Travis: My heart is beating so fast right now.

Dante: *Blushes* Why?

Travis:

Travis: There’s a cockroach at your feet.

hi it’s the two of them :) and i :) love :) them :)

INCEL!DIB AU WHERE DIB IS A CONSPIRACY INCEL AND EVEN THOUGH DIB AND ZIM STILL HATE EACH OTHER THEY ODDLY SUPPORT EACH OTHER’S HATE IN HUMANITY AND NORMIES

HERE ARE MY HEADCANONS:

Dib: “I HATE…. EVERYONE. ALL THESE NORMIES FAIL TO SEE THE TRUTH BECAUSE OF HOW STUPID THEY ARE…….”

Zim: “YES……….also what are these ‘normies’”

Dib venting out how much he hates chads and stacys (the popular people) and zim thinking that this is valuable info

Zim promising himself that he’ll kill Dib once he sucked out all the info outta him……. but he never does cuz Dib is LOADED with opinions and theories

Dib Talking About His Latest Theory on Why The Government Is Trying To Hide The Cryptids’ Contributions In the History Books

Dib: “See, I hate you but you get me zim…. you’re a genius and you KNOW the truth!!!! NO ONE APPRECIATES US!! we’re….. different”

Dib mAKING INCELS SOUND LIKE A REVOLUTIONARY SOCIETY OF KNIGHTS

WORLD oF WARCRAFT SESSIONS WITH DIBS FELLOW INCELS

ZIM AND DIBS BONDING TIME WHEN THEY DONT FIGHT EACH OTHER IS CORRECTING PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET SO THEY CAN FEEL SUPERIOR

DIB SHOWING ZIM 4CHAN AND 9GAG and REDDIT

“Hey Zim….. have you ever heard of ‘My Little Pony’?”

“Ah yes….. my growing fedora collection…”

ZIM WEARING A FEDORA  TO SCHOOL ONE DAY…… EVERYONE GIVING ZIM CONDESCENDING LOOKS, BUT DIB GIVES HIM A “BADASS” LOOK WITH A THUMBS UP