just peachy

Luke, pointing to the floor: "..down"

"We are nothing than a piece of meat on a piece of rock, floating around in nothingness."

"He looks like he eats salad every day."

Our Asian butts: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!?

Matteo: WHEN I SEE YOUR FACEEEEEEEE

It's also worth mentioning that it was our first meeting with said Math teacher.

And there was even this one time when we went crazy and scribbled the word “JOY” on our whiteboards in big, bold letters and paraded them high up while singing “Joy to the World” loudly (Honestly, I don’t know what we were on. Probably confidence juice)

 I’m cackling because my PE teacher is pushing my History teacher around in a wagon. 

Science time: Teacher: “What should you put whenever you get stung by a jellyfish?” Me: *raising my hand wildly* Teacher: “Yes?” Me: (fast) “Put alcohol on the stung area and seek medical attention immediately!” Teacher: ... Me: ... My classmates: .... Teacher: “Actually, although vinegar is effective, we don't carry vinegar around when we go to the beach. We carry sunscreen, which could help the sting.” Teacher: *Stiffling laugh* Teacher: *Laughing* Classmates + me: *Laughing so hard* Next class: Language Teacher: Okay, so who can give me sentences of what you do in these places: McDonalds the beach the hospital the bookstore the mall Me: “I bring vinegar to the beach” Me: ....   Me: “Related to the joke from last period.” Friend: "lol"