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my DNA test results came back positive. i definitely have DNA.

quit bragging

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Me: I love bees :) they’re very important for the ecosystem and they’re cute and make honey

A bee: buzz

Me, shaking and crying: please don’t hurt me

welcometoaurorashell

This is exactly me

megurashkarchived

i am so gentle and kind hearted

megurashkarchived

and stupid

love

pokemonofficial

*walks into kitchen at 2 am*

…wow okay.. i need to be quiet…

TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE

pantomimepenguin-blog

who brushes their teeth in the kitchen?

pokemonofficial

what

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help-mywife

help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

z-nogyrop

those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one

z-nogyrop

monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients

human brain: hehe leg smooth

localdoubt-deactivated20221128

*looking at a tiger*

monkey brain: that animal right there is a dangerous predator adapted for stalking, chasing, and quickly dispatching of creatures like us. we should find high ground to get away from it before it sees us

human brain: hehe kitty wana pet

localdoubt-deactivated20221128

monkey brain: the ocean is the last place we want to be right now. we’re not built to swim and we’ll likely drown within five minutes. and let’s not even get into what might want to kill us once we get into open water

human brain: wheee swimmy

snorlaxatives

i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn

theeidiot79-deactivated20180115

Are you perhaps some sort of idiot?

snorlaxatives

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7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

oate

7 million

biphoenix

in the earth

tehrisa

free them

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kurapiki

In this world it’s yeet or be yeeted

itglamours

pleatedjeans

bigcloudsuit

when she succ you in the bus

she a succubus

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nourrice

sometimes you gotta: thank god that’s finished! and move on girl

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I’m the random punctuation

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