I actually hate peaches

he’s smacking u good boy horse and you’re smacking the shit out of a man

this potato salad is space and time

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

CAST NOW

getting tased wasn’t that bad 4/10

i cannot ever return there, my bounty is too high

he told me i’m his favorite gay person and he’s the only straight person i know

up in the club she askin bout my volume

being called a catboy and a femboy in the same night? big day for eddie fans

sunday said he would look cute pregnant

going to korean barbecue with the dog

papa thinks he’s grifting but he isn’t

peach said i look like very 2000 older sister in a shitty coming of age boy movie

one of my least favourite things about this website. "op have you considered that [the thing op was saying]"

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

telling peach about the guy i like and she said “youre dating my dad”