the low-cal calzone zone

You are so sexy can I do your taxes for you

Tom Nook ASMR

Who’s Tom Nook? A delicious little bimbo looking for a wild ride ? Direct Message me.

That’s exactly what he is

im bout to go check my account balance please keep me in your prayers

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

Like, fuck the troops Scoob!

I’ve been hearing spring peepers, wood frogs, and bullfrogs calling around local parks lately! I hope you all will have a great spring full of frogs, newts, snakes, bugs, flowers, and other wonderful little things. 

I believe in Cookie

I believe in Cookie.