Peace Up, Toes Down

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honey, I was thinking that we could spice things up in the bedroom by turning the heat off and pretending to be gold prospectors in the Yukon during winter who have to have sex to avoid freezing to death. how does that sound, babe?

oh so temperature play is fun when it’s hot wax but god forbid I try to save us some money

nah man if I’m going to die I’m not going out on a dry spell

OIL ON CANVAS!!! I REPEAT, OIL!!! ON!!!!! CANVAS!!!!!!

So Chuffed. Ciara Sexton new lead of RIVERDANCE?!?!

the trick to a good insult is sort of talking around it and making them think so that it hits harder when they realize what you’re talking about