PeacefulAndTranquil

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

interesting dates on this post

those aren’t dates, they are explicitly stated to be cranberries

Do you think Vampires enjoy wearing and painting with toxic pigments?

This implies that vampires knew the arsenic green was toxic and just didn't tell the humans, and honestly I'm so here for it

Actually no, this vampire lived in 1967 and got his dress by stealing from a museum.

He wanted to see how far his immortality would take him

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

food doesn’t actually “go bad”, it just gets eaten by something else first

i dont envy youtuber friendship fallouts like im imagining the times ive had to ditch a toxic ex-friend but with the additional baggage of a) having to maintain some professionalism as a public figure and b) there being hundreds of gay teenagers on the internet who headcanon us as found family and/or lovers. i think i would crash out.

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.