the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

"loki is the new tumblr sexyman" bro hes an original. hes one of the blueprints. this isnt new, this is just a revival

"loki is the new tumblr sexyman" what's next. are we going to make posts going hey guys I just discovered this bbc series called sherlock it's so good why does no one ever talk about it

I know it’s so bad like how did this happen I just cannot believe

All I can say is that I couldn’t ask for a better representation of the American education system tbh

I A M D Y I N G

oh god, this is fantastic.

history is written by shitposters

Historians are gonna be so confused in a few decades.

Reblogging to encourage skepticism and responsible information sharing, because good grief people.

“i have never sat on this couch before. i have also never eaten at this table, ever.”

wonder what her parents do for a living that they have bulletproof windows

When I was a kid a pastor once said to me "nobody knows the hour or the day Jesus will return and anyone who predicts it will be wrong he won't show up" and the end of days as a concept really freaked me out so every so often, maybe once a week, I'd come up with random dates and times for Jesus to "come back" to ensure he wouldn't.

LOOPHOLE

guy who shoots a gun off once a month to keep the property values low but for the apocalypse