I met a traveller from an antique land

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22 today! 🥳🥳

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Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?

reblog for  Tubbitha

a princess.

It’s so fucking weird to see Tubby on my dash from just like a random unrelated blog I follow. That’s just my best friends’ cat. I commissioned a plate painted with her likeness.

@sylvan-veil

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

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Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

I don't want kids so I easily get out of it fr

help i forgot this was all over some baby too

i wont even lie i thought he was going to kill her

about to read rumpelstiltskin as an adult so i can get the facts

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

"a genus of new world pigs" sounds like something rage against the machine might call the american capitalist class. but in fact it refers to the humble javelina

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week