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About The…
BLOG RUNNER/“AUTHOR” -
He / Him pronouns only please and thank you
I go by Dan, Ben, Author, whatever
21 (I missed my 5 years at Freddy’s for this blog but ThATS ok bc I can officially toast to it now)
Gay/Ace/Trans and so is Michael Afton bc I said so suck it up ✌️
I am appalachian & Scottish and proud and I tend to type how i talk so if you ever need to be clarify what smth means just lmk! I grew up around both dialects so my dialect is like a mix of it 👍
Absolutely adore horror and my tolerance for practical effects/fake gore is a lot higher (don’t watch human centipede two it is not worth it even for shits and giggles it’s legit the only “horror” “”””movie”””” I have not be able to finish)
I’ve experienced a lot more Real Life and realized a lot of this pointless fandom drama doesn’t matter so I don’t care anymore and also I’m meaner now bc of shit I won’t get into and on testosterone so yay me
BLOG
Started as an update blog for a story, ‘If Truth Were Known’, which was an old old old PurplePhone thing I wrote in middle school
Now is home to the Magpies AU! Which is my own take/spin on the FNaF lore! It’s very Aftons/Emilys centric and I will not be going lightly with it :3
Do expect a lot heavier content now for anyone who was previously following me, I’m very much of the mindset of “it’s not real” to a point so I’m much less kind to these characters lmao
DNI
Transmeds, Truscum, TERFs and Exclusionists of the aphobic/amisic and binary-centric variety,
- please kindly see your ways out the door and back to the 1920s where your mindsets belong, it’s 2023, get your head out of your ass, people exist outside of realms you will understand and that is a you problem, not theirs
Proshippers, particularly of the incest and child x adult/pedophilia variety,
- please see yourself out the door and into the nearest prison before I get my hands on you, toxic relationship shippers are on thin ice but as long as you are not trying to justify how a character being manipulated is actually so healthy and good for them we can coexist, but I draw the fucking line at romanticizing/sexualizing CSA and Incest, too many people I know are survivors and y'all need to back the fuck up
William Afton Apologists, you have specific criteria
If you do not
- pull a LadyFizi/PinkyPills/WDA and sexualize the children?? Fuckin Freaks
- try to genuinely for realsies justify child murder
- try to imply he is a "kid diddler"
We can coexist peacefully, it’s like common sense rules
Uhh ok that’s all I’ll add more later












