be noice, be goid

i am a simple creature. every day i am sleepy

bruce springsteen in his biography be like ‘ i didn’t have a driving license/car but thankfully i had a gf who owned a cool car she let me borrow’ ‘ i had no money to eat but thankfully i had an older gf who lend me some’ ‘ i didnt have a place to sleep in but thankfully i had a gf who owned an aparment’ dude we get it. you were a lovable himbo in the 70s

Damn Steve!

I’m not crying. Your crying.

After Endgame last night this hit different

me, taking every quiz i see on my dash: tell me who i am please

honestly seymour was kinda on that respect women juice. he saw that dentist fucker slap audrey and without a second thought he was like “oh i think he definitely deserves to be fed to my weird plant”

That's the dream.

someone rly just told me that they thought i looked so beautiful today that they physically had to force themselves to look away,....... im in shock

i asked why said person was wearing their glasses and they said “so i could see you from the other side of the room” im in TEARS

i had a dream niall decided to sue c*well and when asked why he did he said 'he makes me upset and that’s illegal'.............he won the trial