Mulder, It's Me

sorry babe i couldnt afford an engagement ring but heres a meme i printed out and taped to a rock

*walks into a psychology lecture wearing a tshirt with freud’s face on it that says “THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT” in sparkly bold type*

They really let Freud say any dumbass shit he wanted, huh

This made me cry a little. The number of people who tell me they used to play the flute but that they weren’t ‘talented’ enough or they gave it up to, you know, do life… This is just so beautiful.

elle and jake wouldn’t make it a competition, they’d want us to appreciate the other for doing a darn good job.

This scene had me whooping like a white suburban dad at their son’s football game

The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

Does anyone genuinely call their siblings sis, sister, little/big sis, bro, brother, little/big brother etc. as constantly as this appears to be portrayed in media? I’m extremely sceptical. Now, affectionally addressing them by something like “slug”, “toad”, “fool”, and “bitch”, or even dare I say it, their gotdamn name, is, from my experience, so much more natural. 

u know that feeling when you’ve just showered, you get in to bed, ur room is clean and tidy and u just feel safe and soft and everything is okay

Me spending any money that’s physical cash and not in my bank account total : this doesn’t count as spending, it’s not real. It doesn’t exist

hey handsome…………of that money to me

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

Why is the x files so….. dark. Like, visually. 90% of the episodes are at night, I can’t see shit!