pavlo calvo

crowley is the type of bitch to be like. aziraphale you should take my name. no it’s not about ownership it’s not about superiority or whatever we both know who’s in charge here but you really should take my name. because i have one. fell does not count that is not your name. you do not have a surname. so really i’d be doing you a favor. charitably sharing my surname with you. because i love you that’s why. 

and aziraphale’s like. i know i don’t have a surname i like it that way. i can’t take your name because then my name would be aziraphale crowley. that’s just ridiculous on its face. your surname is pretty much your name so i’d be better off taking your forename as my surname. no i will not do that either.

crowley: my full legal name is anthony j[REDACTED] crowley-crowley. i took my own surname when we got married because my husband didn’t have one. my husband? his full legal name is aziraphale ziraphale aziraphale-fell-crowley. he kept his fake surname and added my real surname but then he also added his name as a third surname before the other two so that he would still be toward the beginning of the alphabet.