there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

a scientist will see a mouse and say put that beast in a situation

children’s book authors do this also

I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"

i hit the green tea so hard i can feel all the weather on earth happening at once

squeak now or forever hold ur cheese

genuinely terrifying how adhd will have you be fully aware of the responsibilities you’re neglecting and yet its like you’re being piloted by a super chill hedonistic demon who can’t hear you/doesnt care

You're unable to 🥺 out of this one whore.

can't tell if this is meant to be sexual but i immediately imagined the irs saying this to me

i’d love to study you

my biggest dream is to calm down