We're Broken People

I’m in tears!

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

The person that laughs when Kristen Stewart shows up is like “THIS IS A LEsBIAN THING I KNEW IT”

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

you climb that fuckin tree right now

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

YOU???? YOU. YOU STOLE MY JUMPER.

i DROVE you HOME in my OWN CAR because i LOVE you and THIS is the thanks i get

wtf this is so cute