gasps

Actually, I can vouch for Texas, my brother lives there.

your brother

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

that’s because we actually need bees

“I am shooketh”. They brought AAVE slang and Shakespeare together. I love it

I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

don’t even get me started

Okay

thanks

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?