starters from a youtube video: basically 80s voltron in a nutshell
‘ our hero tries to assassinate the princess. ’
‘ curses. foiled again. ‘
‘ move a little to the left and this attack won’t hit you. ’
‘ what’s a guy gotta do to murder a princess around here? ’
‘ fuck. he’s meeting all my standards. ’
‘ yo, whaddup bitch. i saved your ass. ’
‘ i have high standards. ’
‘ i won’t try to kill you like this jackass. ’
‘ you. i want to fight you for no particular reason. ’
‘ no. we’re really not. ’
‘ fly me the fuck outta here. ’
‘ and the moral of the story is: always listen to me. i’m the only one with a brain. ’
‘ we came to laugh at you. ’
‘ they were actually stupid enough to fall for that shit? ’
‘ he got his pathetic little ass kicked. ’
‘ as the guy with the only working brain… ’
‘ the rest of us are pretty fucking stupid. ’
‘ holy shit, i heard screaming! what happened! ’
‘ no! his rippling biceps! ’
‘ no. don’t murder the guy who tried to kill me. ’
‘ nothing much. just a few cobras. ’
‘ fuck you lucky charms! ’
‘ no, you’re just a jackass. ’
‘ meanwhile, at the death trap! ’
‘ what could possibly go wrong? ’
‘ who the fuck asked you? ’
‘ i’m trusting him just to spite you. ’
‘ plot twist! he was a spy all along! ’
‘ goddamnit, now we’re going to still have to put up with this jackass. ’
‘ my god. now who could’ve seen that coming? ’
‘ i had this brother but he was about to get his ass beaten. ’
‘ watch me carefully so that it’ll never happen again. unless i want it to. ’
‘ so i was like, ‘fuck this shit’ and ditched his ass. ’
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