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*Walking around an outdoor shopping center*

Scorpio: I can’t decide if I want to buy food or clothes

Capricorn: well, which do you need more?

Scorpio: well, I don’t need either right now I just want them

Capricorn: them just wait until you need it

Scorpio. But I waaaaant iiiiit

ohhhh, i see. in that case no, i don’t think i will ever do better than my wonderfully perfect fiance. if anything she could do better than me, i’m just lucky that she doesn’t think that too. 

I mean c’mon look at these cute

stupid ass

lil mother truckers

I want 50

theres no pressure to wear pants in my presence

or any clothes at all really

but it’s up to you

u can be big spoon or little spoon

totally your choice

i’m always ready to make out

aLwaYs

also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 

i’ll let you lick it though

i mean the ice cream cone