Call Me The Wanderer

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

boss, wherever your spirit may be, you gotta help me, they're doing easter egg hunts in my precious yet illicit memories

I love the headcanons that are like ‘the eridians already figured out how to replicate earth’s atmosphere, temperature, food, light, the ocean for the human. ofc they found a way to extend grace’s life expectancy’ bc talk about my exact brand of cope. but I also think another motivating factor could have been no one wanting to deal w 400 years of rocky in a bad mood

with how much seemingly pointless stuff that was completely unnecessary for the mission ended up on the hail mary I gotta believe like half the project crew were just playing a game of "how much random shit can we get on the ship before stratt notices and kills us"

one day grace hurts his right hand somehow and he's all upset bc he's like gosh dang it now i have to do everything left-handed. and rocky's like ?????still have other hand?? and grace explains the idea of dominant hands and rocky is like. you only have two hands. the FUCK do you mean only one of them can do anything

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

skill issue. i understand it completely