two ways to ask: the askbox via anon or the google forms
not much rules, you can submit almost anything except for personal dramas, mentioning specific people in a negative matter, supporting ships that are "problematic" (ie being incest pedophilic racist beastality) or just being a bigot. feel free to go crazy.
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"In other news, it seems the oaths were badly translated, sacrificing meaning for rhymes. so for the fandom, I'll share what we all actually signed for (and reminder for quitters, you signed a paper where you committed to never give up)
Patapon 1's English oath is this one:
TO THOSE WHO SEEKETH EARTHEND
If thou hast found o holy drum, the Patapons shall be your sons.
Whether thou has rhythm or nay, sway thine hips and learn the way.
Thine efforts shall bear fruit one day, and Patapons will march and say:
"O Mighty Lord of Patapons, we thank you now for what you've done! Our glory is right back on track; thank God you signed the holy pact!"
To those who aim for the ends of the world ~
If you take hold of that drum, you shall dedicate yourself to its prosperity as the god of Patapon.
Even if your ability to sense movement is insufficient, never give up, and learn the art of the gods.
At the end of your tireless efforts, surely, a glorious time will come. If you agree to this agreement,
"Take hold of that drum as the god of Patapon."
Patapon 2's oath in English:
Patapon Oath - I hereby pledge to honor and keep my promise to be the Great Leader of the Patapons and help them reach Earthend.
I will not stray from my goal, even in face of death or great peril. Even at moments of weakness, I will keep the beat and feel the rhythm of the earth.
From this point forward, I promise to keep my pledge and take this drum of courage and be the Mighty Leader I was meant to be… This is my oath.
• A Contract with God •
I swear to become the god of Patapon in order to reach the ends of the world.
Even if I lack confidence in my sense of rhythm Even if I feel like giving up halfway through I will never give up until the very end.
I promise to keep this vow, and as the god of Patapon, I will take up the drum of courage.
I promise.
And Patapon 3's oath is this one:
Uberhero's Pledge
The Patapons are in need. I take the form of an Uberhero, so that I may guide them to their rightful destiny.
As it has been time and time before, I brandish my holy drum, and will use it only for good, to help the Patapons save this endangered world.
Whatever challenges may await us, whatever dangers may befall us, I shall call upon allies from parallel worlds, and never abandon the fight.
This is my pledge.
Hero
Promise
Agreement
Guide to the Path
You who lead the Patapons to glory. O hero who once descended upon the world as a god.
Warrant The time has come for the promise to be fulfilled. Now, take up the legacy drum and save the world with the Patapons.
No matter what trials you face, I swear to fight to the very end, cooperating with my comrades scattered throughout the world!
Heart Voice
I swear in my heart
This is quite approximate, the 3rd game's characters here are not enough for what is actually in the screenshot, I can see that, I used an image to text tool and google translate, sorry, I don't have the skill to do the whole thing (and I searched if someone wrote it anywhere on the internet, to no avail)... but for your curiosity these are the oaths screenshots:"
~ anonymous, screenshots are under read more
"Not a confession but more a "fun fact" for the fandom:
Meden actually says "Ha-paya", not "papaya", you can see this in the archive of the official website us.playstation.com/patapon, select "extra" and hover on Meden. (too bad that website archive is incomplete)
Similarly, even though the official soundtrack in english says "bonberabo", the official japanese playlist and the in-game voice line files say "ponberabou" for the victory cry."
heads up that if you send a confession that isnt anonymous il still send it as a confession, although if you ask me to take it down and switch it to anonymous, il do my best to change it ^ ^
It cracks me up thinking of young patapons in age of starting their military training to one day go to war, and they're taught to quickly react to each command
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I can't really get behind the patapons who say "show no mercy"; if our enemies go "you're too strong, we leave you be" then it's just fine, we don't have to spank their bottom more than that.
when Covet Hiss called me 'little love buns'in the game its safe to say I freaked out so bad I was just staring at her the whole mission </3 IM DOWN BAD
For over 20 years (ever since I got comfortable with the nickname I now use for most of my games) I used to think to myself "I am [gamer name]" and "and I'm a Pokémon trainer" is what came naturally after. But I discovered Patapon when it came on Switch and now it doesn't come naturally anymore because now, more importantly than a Pokémon trainer, I'm the Mighty Patapon.
I wonder if adhd med could help me write fanfictions. If I get my psychiatrist to make me try and it does, my first one is going to be about Patapon. Damn I need to think about a nom de plume! (side note, I just learned that expression was kept intact in english, how quaint!)
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hello, I'd like to use your blog to do a call towards the japanese side of the fandom, can you please tag it #パタポン?
Hello, I'm looking for someone who speaks Japanese and English in the fandom, who could tell us more about the original translation of the game: can you please tell us about the characters' genders? In the English translation, it seems like we only have a handful of women (Meden, Queen Kharma, the Patapon Princess) and the rest is defined as men, including Kamipon the player who is sometimes even called a king (definitely gendered), but I suspect the japanese translation is more open to interpretation, am I guessing right? Thanks in advance!
Also people who know a lot about Rolito's intentions might be relevant, maybe he had his own headcanon? I'm not confident enough to go ask him on threads or something...
I dislike the term "Almighty" for myself. We're not even almighty, or we'd have open cheat tables (not that I would dislike that tbh). "Mighty" though is okay, we do have some powers.
I heard that in real life, games like hide and seek, red light green light, and simple racing are things pretty much every culture has taught their kids, and that it's just vital skills being taught for when there are dangerous things like war... so I think babypons and pontonlings who were born before or during the games were taught these games.
maybe if Hatapon dies in battle, instead of nothing like we have or seeing the rest get killed, they should have made the rest of the army get Hatapon's headband and flag and have a very disorganized retreat
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the function of being able to change ton chin and kan to different classes and appearances brings an insane amount of opportunities for selfcest ships. just letting people know. okay. please i need jamsch kan x wonda kan fan art bro
I guess "game over" is not possible lore-wise: if Hatapon dies on the battlefield, there's no one who can hear the drums, therefore no one to get home with their stuff to revive them. Bummer. I've been thinking about it a lot since the other anon and I wish there could be canon events of that.