Super HSL Detective

Send me a “旦” If our muses haven’t interacted yet and but you want us to change that.

*puts lipstick on* im so???? beautiful im an actual Goddess?? I should be worshipped im literally transcending earthly beauty. I have actually become immortal probably?? I’m so amazing everyone look at me

❛ you don’t love me, big fucking deal. ❜ ❛ i’ll never tell you how i feel. ❜ ❛ what’s the point of playing a game you’re gonna lose ? ❜ ❛ you’re a coward until the end. ❜ ❛ i’ve been saving all my summers for you. ❜ ❛ lights, they blind me. ❜ ❛ all i ever wanted was the world. ❜ ❛ not because i’m really that deserving of it. ❜

Your daily fucking reminder that your transphobia is not welcome on my blog and that you WILL be instantly unfollowed for it. That includes shitting on trans headcanons and starting up with your “BUT ITS NOT CANON” wank.

"So ya just keep ‘em with ya cause he doesn’t hold grudges?"

"Of course. Investigations require a neutral outlook, or one's judgement can be clouded."

"What do ya mean he’s in yer party?"

"The most unbiased party. The most neutral individual. The person with the least grudges, makes the least assumptions. Please try to keep up."

"Ya don’t need t’bring bro into this!"

"They were relevant to the discussion. Simply because two people 'hang out' does not imply they are in a romantic relationship. He is simply the most unbiased party in our little group."