i need u closer

are you freaky about vampires? have you been freaky about vampires? will you be freaky about vampires? when will you be freaky about vampires?

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

yall telling me he died getting nailed 

jesus christ??

Jiang cheng’s character arc rocks it’s like do you want to watch this annoying baby brother who desperately wants to be taken seriously suffer a horrific amount of trauma and take on enormous responsibilities at way too young an age thus ensuring he becomes a super mean dilf that no one can do anything BUT take seriously, much to his chagrin? well even if you didn’t want to watch that we’re giving it to you anyway. enjoy

#jc: i just wish something would happen to make me the most respected member of this family #literally everybody else in his family: dies #jc: fuck no NOT LIKE THAT (via @cqlfeels)

does weighted clothing work or is Rock Lee a liar

everything that happened in naruto is real