Turn My Desire into Gold.

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

life tip: marry a babe. one who makes you laugh ‘till your ribs hurt. who cooks from the soul. who finds her way to your pillow even though you share a king size bed.

@mrsunrepentantwarriorpriest I am the luckiest man alive to have you in my life. I love you.

God ends the world and tries to bring heaven on earth, America fights back and annexes heaven as the 51st state

Sounds like something wed do.

i want to be soft again but i have so much anger in me 

Are you ever just like wow I’d take care of you and care about you so hard

Girls just want to make you mad so you’ll fuck them harder

True

Honestly

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

relationship goals

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

holy shit

whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.

I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words.  This is awesome.

was not expecting that handstand jfc

this is so pure