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I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where I rode and ate horses til i was 15 when I moved. I have not seen a horse since, not even a picture! Only one painting I painted in 7th grade. My husband obviously thinks this is going to be an impossible task thats why I am taking this on the interwebs where i can get likes. I have 5,000 on facebook so I am almost there. I want brown horse with some white. I will braid the hair. Thanks so much everyone! Please help me achieve this! :) God Bless

This video is a better representation of what the American south is like than any joke about rednecks ever made

mortified

had a dream I was in a rap battle and this was my verse and I woke myself up laughing

These are happening at the exact same time in the same office I know it

baby abandoned outside a gucci store in miami florida: dose any body care about me

The problem is that they also seem completely oblivious to the fact that that's true of many other forms of genre music. The level of breath control that good rappers have to master makes Phil Anselmo look like a baby. A good live DJ, even just using an MPC, has to perform like several hundred different hand articulations every minute. And everyone, including metalheads, thinks their genres are trash. Like get over it man, it's not the end of the world that your aunt can't distinguish between thrash metal and groove metal

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3