Nobody, Not Even The Rain

Fun fact. I am a psychiatrist, and I frequently tell my patients (the ones with whom I have the appropriate rapport) that (1) they should go outside during the day because they could see a really weird bird (the underlying reason being: going outside and doing things will help make you less depressed, while staying inside and thinking about how depressed you are will make you more depressed) and (2) if you kill yourself it would be a shame because you’d never get to see another weird bird. AND THIS WORKS AS REASONING FOR PEOPLE. Gratitude for seeing a weird bird is very real. Baruch hashem.

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime