Wife line hopeful

Sound the alarm :(

I miss erin ambrose real bad rn

Wedding planner Ozzy vs wedding saboteur Roque will embark on a loony-tunes-esque battle to protect and disrupt the clourbonais wedding and I envy everyone that will get a front row seat to the antics.

people starting to ask about the pwhl schedule, have u met the pwhl? we're getting that schedule a good 1 week before the season starts if we're lucky

Thinkin g about erin ambrose

:(

god i miss her

hockey fans are crazy bc they’ll be like “😍😍😍” and it’s a picture of a wet rat

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

I think every team should have a wife line and I like that I see players making moves to make sure it happens

love how the pwhl players in their offseason are in their ig stories hanging out, doing hockey camps, working out together, introducing their dogs to each other. then theres gwyneth philips who has gone off grid and occasionally emerges to let us know she hasn’t been eaten by a bear yet