people back in 2012 were too cowardly to ship the onceler with the lorax so they had to ship him with himself but you KNOW that if The Lorax (2012) was released today y’all would be all over that lussy

Op turn on your location I just want to talk

jesus was also persecuted in his time

nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me

me trying to tell my british friends i have depression: lads, this madman’s feeling a little sadman

my british friends trying to cheer me up: ah fuckin ell mate that’s not so cheeky innit. well we’re your mates and we’re here for ya bruv. get it together ya wet bastard. you can do it. wanker.

every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

Latin, but then make it fashion

Cover the second half of the word, squint, and pronounce only the vowels you think you see

gargling but with air

college is all about multitasking. you gotta sleep AND cry at the same time

Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.

I fucking guess

not to flex on y’all but ive never listened to kpop

what happened to polly pocket???? is she okay??? did she die????