tnt please hire me to write a trods sequel

big fan of when a character is dead and the narrative frames them in a very angelic, soft, gentle manner but then it turns out not only are they still alive (plot twist) but theyre alive in the most gruesome and horrific way. your loving kind mentor who motivates you to fight in their memory came back wrong and theres blood and dirt under their fingernails from clawing they way out of the grave.

Friends come and go. Relationships end. That edgy character you latched onto at age 12 is forever

Bro you definitely added too much soy sauce. Change your name and move to a new city

Just go missing bro it's ruined

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

Not now sweetie, mommy’s haggling with the Neopian Fresh Foods shopkeeper over a Skeith quesadilla

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