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patrick: i may be "tiny," but i can still kick your ass. don't try me bitch.

brendon: i'm not gay but i do have a major man crush on nick jonas, not gonna lie

someone: i thought it was ryan reynolds?

brendon: oh yeah. him too. also harry styles, justin bieber...

pete: i haven't slept in three days but i should be fine, ill grab a coffee at lunch

pete: *falls asleep on his desk literally 10 minutes later*

ryan: sorry i took so long, i was having a breakdown in the bathroom

gerard: *whispering* oh my god what the fuck is she thinking? double denim? what is this, the fucking 80's?

andy: i love you guys but can you please, please not?

someone: build!that!wall!

joe, loudly: HOW ABOUT NO, THANKS?

dallon: i'd literally rather be dead than hang out with you tomorrow

dallon: so yeah sure we can hang out, when?

frank: i'm a simple man, i love dogs and i like boobs

tyler: you ever come to the realization that school is kinda like prison? we're forced to do things, we have to eat at certain times, we're forced to interact with each other..

josh:

Aries: Pete calling Mikey "mikeyway"

Taurus: Jon and Spencer playing videos all the time

Pisces: Brendon always being a hyper bitch

Leo: William being an artsy slut

Virgo: Ryan hating life and himself

Gemini: Gabe speaking Spanish to William during sex

Libra: Frerard banging on every surface possible

Cancer: Spencer clinging to Ryan like a lost puppy

Scorpio: Ryland switching to Guy Ripley every two seconds

Sagittarius: Pete, Ryan, or Frank killing themselves

Capricorn: Gerard being crazy or emotionally unstable

Brendon Urie: I mean I'm straight but I would suck a dick

Ryan ross: I'm a bruised apple in the produce aisle of life

Spencer smith: *frantically shoving 7 dollars at me* buy me weed when you're in Oregon

Jon Walker: my ankle smells like grapes and weed

Dallon weekes: Jesus wouldn't treat me like this

Patrick stump: if I put my hoodie on inside out is the world wearing it

Pete wentz: my wife just had her baby and no, you can't call me daddy

Joe trohman: well this guy was totally wrong but he did predict some stuff and some other stuff

Andy Hurley: who the hell wrote the entire spongebob theme song on my board

Tyler Joseph: do you even inhale

Josh dun: fuck you im independent! No, wait, I need a ride home

Gerard way: I look cute today? Well you look dead as fuck dude

Frank iero: you want to be taller so you can dunk? *gets in your face* jump higher you inbred

Ray toro: if there's water in the air then how are we not dead