Parkie~

mutuals you'd kiss on the forehead (smoochuals)

get high and think of me

get high and think of me

get high and think of me

you’re thinking about him and his boobs, aren’t you

I smoke weed and also I jack off and also I died and also I was reborn. Like this post if you’re not afraid to reblog it.

Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries…

they dont make bombs that are a big black ball with a string sticking out of it anymore

who wanna come over and clap when bad things happen in horror movies with me

oh you mean with hands

not ruling anything out

my erectile dysfunction is so bad today dude i hate having adhd

EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION

ungrounding techniques. what do you not see. what don't you hear. close your eyes and imagine something really scary in front of you. spin around until you are dizzy then scroll on your phone for 3 hours straight.

Gordon Ramsay drops the orb of transfiguration: Oh and what is- oh fuck. oh im so- im so sorry. oh it seems ive turned into a little ghoulie. oh fuck me. a little beastie most foul. unbelieveable

i haven't heard that song. i only listen to cds i steal out of unlocked cars

i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package