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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Stranger Things
trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Xuebing Du

pixel skylines

Product Placement

@theartofmadeline
taylor price
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will byers stan first human second

Andulka
Cosmic Funnies

Love Begins
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Today's Document
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@parkeypan
NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe

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Cuando era niño, mis padres me compraron una viola. La quería porque los estudiantes del colegio nos mostraron los instrumentos para que nos uniéramos a la orquesta. Pero cuando yo la recibí, y yo la quería tocar, mis padres y mis hermanos me dijeron, “No toques tu viola ahora, hace demasiado ruido.” Así que no la toqué. Pero era niño, yo estaba emocionado tener algo nuevo y poder hacer música. Pero, debido a que hiciera tanto ruido, no la podía usar. Perdí el deseo de hacer música, y eso me pone un poco triste.
dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

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robber: hey give me all ur money
me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money
robber: ok
robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back
me:no im not a dick who robs people
roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would
you can turn it off but only once
Okay maybe mama did raise a fool
pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win.
we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza
tomato a fruit
blocked
you can block me but you can’t block the truth

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Poetry
I don't think I've written poetry that wasn't about you.
You have me so fucked up, and you don't even realize it.
-p.d.m.
no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life
failure IS an option and it’s the option i’m choosing. good night.
when i start a post off with Bro i’m speaking directly to god
Unboxing video but it’s a juice box so it just makes a mess.

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i can’t wait for school to be over so i’ll be able to dedicate 100% of my time to languages and get better at the 4 languages i need to get better at and start the learning of another language because i can’t prevent myself from wanting to learn other languages and mix everything up and feel bad about my capacities and skills
I have only two modes:
1. Oh, I want to stay in bed all day and pretend to be a depressed cinnamon roll, please
2. I want to clean the house, learn japanese, hawaiian, russian, arabic, sign language, linguistic, geographical stuff, read 5 books and practice watercolor