Luke Parker

Get out me town, homeboi.

Ah, well then I know where to find plenty of prostitutes… but I don’t wanna fly to Madrid just for that.

And you're also scrawny, nerdy and puny.  Well, I'm not sure if York has any... Though, there's plenty of strippers around. 

Of course you are, and I think I’ll just keep those things to myself…you know yourself, doesn’t matter what others say really.

That bit is true, although I may re-consider a suggestion. Well, aren't you a tiny bit mad, anyway? Besides, I'm sure there's actual individuals out there who do indeed deserve the loony title.  But it's intriguing and I'd like to know what others think. 

But you’re rich so you must be doing a good job and someone’s got to do the work! It doesn’t surprise me. I may have learned about Parker Industries but that doesn’t mean I don’t know a thing or two about Luke Parker himself.

Fair enough - I'll stick to ignoring you, then. Is that good enough for you, Lena? Not that the gossip has ever stopped me before. I'm sorry ... I'm finding that a little hard to believe. You wouldn't jump from excitement? Rush over to ask for an autograph?  Of course, I'm coming up with a new gadget that should add onto my millions. Oh? And what is it that you know of Luke Parker himself, then?

Well, I’ve been to New York. And does Madrid count because I went there once and saw like 5 prostitutes in one day… At least, I’m guess they were prostitutes.

I might as well be. No, I'm aware of that little detail. No excuse for not bullying you, though.  Madrid? Yeah, I'd say so. Especially if the Spanish referred to them as "putas". 

Well it depends what you consider a major city.

Most people? Ah, are you forgetting the fathers who meet their daughter's boyfriend with a shotgun aimed at their head? Let's say I'm the friendlier version of that...  Hm... New York, Los Angeles, Miami.

But that’s life, it’s work. You gotta do what you gotta do. But you have heating and blankets and a fireplace and sex to keep you warm till then. And warm food. Hm. Somehow, that doesn’t surprise me.

Then I'll just have to grab your attention, won't I? There's nothing wrong with being like the other girls ... in this situation, anyway. Oh? Well, now you've got two plot holes to watch out for, Tran. A satisfied cat.  I'm aware, sadly. Gotta keep the company running and going. Until then, though, I have the previously mentioned activities ... It shouldn't surprise you, really. 

And why’s that? I’m sure you will, motivation can be found for you if you really need it and summer will be here soon and then we’ll be all warm. Have I? Well that goes to show you’ll never really know a person as well as you think you do. I’m full of surprises.

... Act surprised, and I'll admit to knowing you. How about that? Will that make you feel better, love? Well, people tend to find loopholes ... and that's one of them. Of course I am. Flattered, even.  Motivation? Yeah ... tends to falter once I take a look at the piles of paperwork. Hopefully summer gets here quicker, I can't stand the cold. Ah, of course. I've learned my lesson, however, I'll probably end up doing so anyway. 

Oh it sounds lovely! Well there you go, you got next Winter all planned out. You can plan how work will work out there and then yay for you on that. Sex Luke Parker, I meant sex but you knew that that’s what I meant and I bet you thought I’d go all shy and not say it but there, I did. Surprise!

I still expect you to act surprised, after all, it's not everyday Luke Parker visits a classroom. Ah... Of course. But I reckon you've heard the continuation of that quote? What was it... Satisfaction brought it back?  ... And I am pleased with that answer. Of course, besides, winter is far away. I'm sure I'll manage to catch up with the paperwork. ... That was exactly it. Congratulations, Lena, you've managed to surprise me. 

And I would, Mr. Luke Parker. Everyone knows you won’t ever settle down.

I see you follow what the gossips say, which aren't entirely true, may I remind you.   But bitter? You must be out of your blasted mind, dear Josephine.

Oh where did you go? Did you have fun? And why not? Work not letting you move just yet? I guess you could settle for warm fires and blankets to keep you warm and…your other methods involving the human body.

Hm, I'm really considering this little trip to your school, then. Say, out of curiosity, do you happen to think the same as the, as you call them, females?  I went to Australia. Lovely country, lovely weather ... can't say the same for the wild life. I did enjoy my time there--maybe I'll go back to visit next Winter. "My other" methods ... Not following, Tran. Please do elaborate. 

As if you'd know, Miss...? 

Yes. Ah, yes!

Not really, no. You decided to date my niece, then I'm entitled to bully you. Be glad I'm not humping you like Olivia used to.  ... Really? Where to?

Just one, it’s not too big of a jump but yeah. That it could, but hey you’re Luke Parker! Don’t like it here? You can zoom off to somewhere where the weather is more to your liking.

Maybe I'll drop by one of these days. It should be an interesting experience to attend their lectures.  Actually ... I recently came back from a vacation I took. I'm missing the sunny weather from over there, but I'm not allowed to take another vacation just yet.