Life sucks, get a helmet

Seems like another day of being tired.

I hate Summer

Because it wants to see you sweat.

Summer is a pervert.

You and summer must be quite getting along then.

I hate Summer

Summer hates you.

Then why doesn’t it stay the hell away from me?

Because it wants to see you sweat.

Summer hates you.

Seems like another day of being tired.

Maybe I should, it could work.  They might but they aren’t the ones I’m trying to befriend right now, are they? I am a pusher, I guess that it can be seen as a character flaw. Be my guest.

Seems like another day of being tired.

Even when I clearly don’t want to be your friend and don’t want your help? I’m going to guess you’ve been slapped in the face a lot.

Just because you say you don’t want a friend, doesn’t mean that you actually don’t. I’m stubborn, what can I say. I like to make friends. I actually haven’t. 

Maybe you should ask around because I mean it. You know, I'm sure other girls would think its adorable but you're a pusher. I'll be the first then..

Seems like another day of being tired.

You’re not helpful at all. If you were you’d given me a crowbar instead of trying to chill with me.

You can’t blame a guy for trying to make a friend. I told you I would do it for you. 

Even when I clearly don't want to be your friend and don't want your help? I'm going to guess you've been slapped in the face a lot.

Seems like another day of being tired.

The helpful guy who is automatically annoying? Or at least I try to be helpful.

You're not helpful at all. If you were you'd given me a crowbar instead of trying to chill with me.

Seems like another day of being tired.

Another one? I didn’t think I had that many.

Well, I just think you're annoying no matter what so that might probably it.

I have one rule in life

Yes, hopefully I’ll die.

You're taking the fun out of this.

I have one rule in life

So I’ve been told. Maybe I should smoke crack.

And die.

I have one rule in life

Please do, I need some entertainment.

Well in that case, no I’m not.

You're so boring.