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Activity Update:
Hey!! Through this weekend, I’m gonna be hanging out with some old friends from outta state!! Activity IC and OOC may be reduced, but I’ll try and get some stuff done!!
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❝ lucky for you, my schedule’s wide open. ❞ || from Strange variant Beth!!
God of War Starters
"Wait, seriously? You have some time off? Since when? I thought this whole, uh, multiverse split thing was causin' you a lot of grief? I-I mean, not like you can't take time off now and then, but...that's great!" Already thinking about how his upcoming weeks would be filled with trial plans and discussions with authorities and paparazzi and everything else the world had to offer to him ever since Mysterio, you know, lied about his death and threw Peter's identity to the lion's den of The Daily Bugle.
Peter moved to follow Beth as she spoke, happily inviting himself to get caught up in Beth's empty schedule. "What's the plan for your time off? Gonna travel to some pocket dimension? Take a load off and get some rest for once? Or...." He leaned in and nudged Beth with his elbow, looking down to see her reaction. "Would you...wanna go and travel around the world and space and reality or whatever together? Just a trip to get away from all the madness? It'd be an awesome bonding moment! We could go anywhere!"
sentence starters inspired by & taken from horror movies.
‘ we should split up.’
‘ it was probably just the wind.’
‘ it’s probably nothing. just my / your imagination.’
‘ aw, come on! it’s just a silly game someone made to scare little kids. it’s not real.’
‘ did you see that? i think i saw something move…’
‘ wait here, i’m gonna go check it out.’
‘ i heard this place is haunted. let’s go have a look.’
‘ i feel safe here.’
‘ i don’t feel safe here.’
‘ i feel like there’s someone / something watching us.’
‘ hello? is somebody there?’
‘ there’s no signal on my phone. you?’
‘ my phone’s ( almost ) out of battery.’
‘ and there goes the flashlight. how are we gonna see anything now?’
‘ what happened? you look like you’ve seen a ghost.’
‘ RUN!’
‘ you’re scaring me.’
‘ if this is a joke, it’s not funny.’
‘ just stop, this isn’t funny anymore.’
‘ it’s not real. it’s not real!’
‘ i’m just dreaming… this is just a nightmare.’
‘ how about we DON’T go into a haunted place in the middle of the night? just a thought.’
‘ yeah, i’m NOT gonna follow a blood trail into a creepy dark place, thanks.’
‘ you know, when a sign reads ‘dangerous. keep out,’ i kind of want to listen to it.’
‘ the door opened up by itself. no way in hell i’m going in there!’
‘ yeah, i’ve watched enough horror movies to know that’s a terrible idea.’
‘ there’s no need to be afraid. it’s just a dream.’
‘ it’s waiting for you.’
‘ it’s just a dream, right? or is it?’
‘ so, now you’re afraid of the dark, yes?’
‘ you’re afraid to sleep?’
‘ i just don’t want to see them again.’
‘ i think they want to hurt me. to take my place.’
‘ i’m going to die.’
‘ you could scare the hell outta somebody.’
‘ i didn’t want her / him to suffer.’
‘ jesus! fuck! what the fuck?!’
‘ my god, are you serious? that’s crazy!’
‘ his / her face was all swollen and- and bruised, and bloody.’
‘ it was so scary. when i woke up, it seemed like it was still in the room with me.’
‘ it was the worst nightmare i’ve ever had.’
‘ there’s something out there, isn’t there?’
‘ they’re going to kill me for sure.’
‘ you were screaming like crazy.’
‘ it was dark, but i’m sure there was somebody in there.’
‘ i thought it was just another nightmare.’
‘ i don’t think you’re crazy.’
‘ you’ll never come back!’
‘ it’s got a death curse.’
‘ at least i’m not afraid of ghosts.’
‘ you’re doomed if you stay here.’
‘ it’s ten miles to the nearest crossroads.’
‘ we’ll be laughing about this tomorrow.’
‘ no, no! they’re all dead! they’re all dead!’
‘ don’t leave me! they’ll kill you too!’
‘ what monster could’ve done this?’

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“ i got too many memories getting in the way of me. ”
“ even at the best of times i’m out of my mind. ”
“ you only get what you grieve. ”
“ the only thing that’s ever stopping me is me. ”
“ my life was just a killer dream. ”
“ seems like the whole damn world went and lost its mind. ”
“ all my childhood heroes have fallen off or died. ”
“ the alcohol never lies. ”
the last of the real ones.
“ you are the sun and i am just the planets spinning around you. ”
“ you were too good to be true. ”
“ i know this whole damn city thinks it needs you. ”
“ i know this whole damn city thinks it needs you, but not as much as i do. ”
“ you’re the last of a dying breed. ”
“ i wonder if your therapist knows everything about me. ”
“ there’s been a million before me. ”
“ you’re the last of the real ones. ”
“ i am a collapsing star. ”
“ i will shield you from the wave if they find you. ”
“ i will protect you. ”
“ if they find you, i will protect you. ”
“ tell me i am the only one even if it’s not true. ”
“ i’m here at the beginning of the end. ”
“ i’m done with having dreams. ”
“ you drain all the fear from me. ”
HOLD ME TIGHT OR DON’T.
“ i never really feel a thing. ”
“ you were the only one that even kinda came close. ”
“ i took too many hits off this memory. ”
“ hold me tight, or don’t. ”
“ this isn’t how our story ends. ”
“ i got too high again. ”
“ i can’t not be with you. ”
“ i love you to death but i just can’t pretend. ”
“ were we ever friends? ”
“ the distance between us, it sharpens me like a knife. ”
wilson (expensive mistakes).
“ i was gonna say something that would solve all our problems. ”
“ i got drunk and i forgot what i was talking about. ”
“ there’s nothing more cruel than to be loved by everybody. ”
“ there’s nothing more cruel than to be loved by everybody but you. ”
“ if i can get my shit together, i’m gonna run away. ”
“ i’m gonna run away and never see any of you again. ”
“ i always make such expensive mistakes. ”
“ i know it’s just a number but you’re the 8th wonder. ”
“ i’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker colour. ”
“ woke up on the wrong side of paradise. ”
“ i didn’t plan on showing up at all. ”
“ i hate all my friends, i miss the days when i pretended with you. ”
“ i miss the days when i pretended with you. ”
“ i became such a strange shape from trying to fit in. ”
church.
“ if you were church, i’d get on my knees, confess my love. ”
“ my sanctuary, you’re holy to me. ”
“ take the pain, make it billboard big. ”
“ trust me. ”
“ oh, the things that you do in the name of what you love. ”
“ you are doomed but just enough. ”
“ i love the world but i just don’t love the way it makes me feel. ”
“ it’s getting hard to know what’s real. ”
“ if death is the last appointment then we’re all just sitting in the waiting room. ”
heaven’s gate.
“ one look from you and i’m on that faded love. ”
“ if there were any more left of me i’d give it to you. ”
“ i’ll tell you that i am fine but i’m a missile that’s guided to you. ”
“ i’m a missile that’s guided to you. ”
“ go out in the world to start over again. ”
“ give me a boost over heaven’s gate. ”
“ everything else is a substitute for your love. ”
“ i got dreams of my own, but i want to make yours come true. ”
“ you’re the one habit i just can’t kick. ”
champion.
“ i’m calling you from the future. ”
“ we made a mistake. ”
“ there’s a fog from the past that’s giving me such a headache. ”
“ i’m back with a madness. ”
“ i’m a champion of the people who don’t believe in champions. ”
“ got nothing but dreams inside. ”
“ i’m just young enough to still believe. ”
“ i’m young enough not to know what to believe in. ”
“ if i can live through this, i can do anything. ”
“ i got rage every day. ”
“ i’m trying to blow out the pilot light. ”
sunshine riptide.
“ i don’t even have my own attention. ”
“ you say ‘please don’t ever change’ but you don’t like me the way i am. ”
“ you don’t like me the way i am. ”
“ the world tried to burn all the mercy out of me. ”
“ it tried to teach me the hard way. ”
“ the pills are kicking in. ”
“ she said i love you till i don’t. ”
“ it’s time to throw in the towel. ”
“ i’m stuck in the sunshine riptide. ”
“ you came in like a wave when i was feeling alright. ”
“ i fell in love but i didn’t fall down. ”
“ feel like i’m bulletproof. ”
“ you are my truest feeling yet. ”
“ i love you so much it’s just like oxygen. ”
“ take all your possibilities and take away the limits. ”
“ i do the best with what i have. ”
young and menace.
“ we’ve gone way too fast for way too long. ”
“ we were never supposed to make it half this far. ”
“ i lived so much life. ”
“ i think that god is gonna have to kill me twice. ”
“ i forgot what i was losing my mind about. ”
“ i was young and a menace. ”
“ woke up on the wrong side of reality. ”
“ there’s a madness that’s just coursing right through me. ”
“ not sure i’m there yet. ”
“ i’m just here flying off the deep end. ”
“ i’m just here to become the best yet. ”
bishops knife trick.
“ this is my pity party and i’m living out of time. ”
“ this is my pity party. ”
“ spiritual revolt from the waist down. ”
“ i’m just a full tank away from freedom. ”
“ these are the last blue we’re ever gonna have. ”
“ let’s see how deep we get. ”
“ the glow of the cities below lead us back. ”
“ the glow of the cities below lead us back to the places that we never should have left. ”
“ we never should have left. ”
“ i got a feeling inside that i can’t domesticate. ”
“ it doesn’t wanna live in a cage. ”
“ i’m yours till the earth starts to crumble and the heavens roll away. ”
“ i’m struggling to exist with you and without you. ”
“ trying to get it all back, put it back together. ”
“ i know i should walk away. ”
“ i know i should walk away, but i just want to let you break my brain. ”
“ i just want to let you break my brain. ”
“ i can’t seem to get a grip no matter how i live with it. ”
CONFRONTATIONS
“ you have to talk to someone, eventually. it doesn’t have to be me, but. you need to. ”
“ i’m not leaving until you tell me what’s going on. ”
“ you may like to pretend, but i don’t. something is wrong and you’re hiding it from me. ”
“ you can’t even say that and look me in the eyes. you’re clearly lying. just tell me the truth. ”
“ everyone else might be buying it, but i don’t. what’s wrong? ”
“ you’re not fine. you’re clearly not fine. and you don’t have to keep saying that you are. ”
“ you can talk to me, you know. whatever you have to say, i’m not gonna judge you or do anything. i just want to listen. ”
“ you can’t run away from this forever. ”
“ i can’t keep acting like i don’t see something is wrong with you. ”
“ you keep acting like if you let down your guard the world will end. ”
“ stop brushing me off. i know something is going on. ”
“ hey— look at me. you can talk to me. ”
“ i don’t know if you think you’re being strong or protecting me, but i don’t need you to keep painting on smiles when you’re clearly upset. ”
“ why don’t you trust me enough to let me in? ”
“ you think if you run around taking care of everyone else, no one will notice you’re falling apart. ”
“ you keep acting like you’re looking for an excuse to leave. ”
“ stop. just stop trying to avoid this. shutting me out isn’t going to fix the problem. ”
“ you do realize you don’t have to do this alone right? ”
“ you think you’re handling this on your own but you’re not. that’s not how it works when the people who care about you can see you’re suffering but refusing to ask for help. ”
“ you don’t get a choice this time. i’m helping you. ”
“ why do you keep lying to me like i don’t know ever time you try it? ”
“ i don’t know why you seem to think you have to hide your pain. ”
“ i don’t know why you thought i wasn’t going to notice. but i see right through you. ”
“ i know you’re having nightmares again. ”
“ why are you acting like this? ”
“ don’t change the subject. i saw you crying. ”
“ you fucked it up. ”
“ what the hell is wrong with you? ”
“ just tell me what the fuck the problem is? ”
“ did you just flinch away from me? ”
“ i trusted you. why can’t you trust me too? ”
𝑹𝑷 𝑴𝑬𝑴𝑬 : phantom of the opera . * change pronouns as needed .
‘ i’m here. ’
‘ you’re safe. ’
‘ all i want is freedom. ’
‘ say you love me. ’
‘ you know i do. ’
‘ say the word and i’ll follow you. ’
‘ where in the world have you been hiding? ’
‘ and now, we go to supper. ’
‘ i shan’t keep you up late. ’
‘ you shall know me. ’
‘ see why in shadow i hide. ’
‘ come to me… ’
‘ angel! ’
‘ do i dream again? ’
‘ those who have seen your face draw back in fear. ’
‘ sing for me. ’
‘ leave all thoughts of the world you knew before. ’
‘ touch me. ’
‘ trust me. ’
‘ let your darker side give in.’
‘ damn you! ’
‘ can you even dare to look? ’
‘ is this what you wanted to see? ’
‘ come, we must return. ’
‘ i can’t escape from him! ’
‘ can i ever forget that sight? ’
‘ but his voice filled my spirit with a strange, sweet sound. ’
‘ you’ve betrayed me. ’
‘ it’s an engagement; not a crime. ’
‘ did you think that i had left you for good? ’
‘ this isn’t my fault! ’
‘ don’t put me through this trial by fire. ’
‘ what i used to dream i now dread. ’
‘ am i to risk my life to earn the chance to live? ’
‘ help me say goodbye. ’
‘ have you forgotten your angel? ’
‘ our games of make-believe are at an end. ’
‘ past all thought of if or when. ’
‘ no going back now. ’
‘ the bridge is crossed so stand and watch it burn. ’
‘ pity comes too late. ’
‘ face your fate. ’
‘ your lover makes a passionate plea. ’
‘ the world showed no compassion to me! ’
‘ did you think that i would harm her? ’
‘ this is the point of no return! ’
‘ i did it all for you. ’
‘ please forgive me. ’
‘ say you love him. ’
‘ no point in fighting. ’
‘ don’t throw your life away for my sake. ’
‘ either way you choose you cannot win. ’
‘ what kind of life have you known? ’
‘ go now and leave me! ’
‘ i love you. ’
me: hey just wanted to see if you got the nwh merch
marvel: mysterio figures advertised for nwh?
me: what?
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The Relatable Spider-Man
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i don’t believe in all that.. devils and possession.
science is only good for repeatable phenomenon.
i don’t need to check every broomstick to know that broomsticks don’t fly.
i’m here to tell the truth.
my guess is that they’d only stop hiring me if i stopped telling truth.
i’m glad we’re talking again.
let me be clear. i don’t believe in any of this.
wait, wait, wait. i still need to, uh, ask you something.
she wants an exorcism?
and you want her to have one?
unfortunately, what this woman is asking for is impossible.
an unborn child cannot be possessed.
but isn’t a child a cognizant creation even in the womb?
no demon can possess a person until that person gives an invitation.
wait, so you can’t perform an exorcism because the fetus can’t choose, right?
so what if it’s an infestation?
you can exorcise the womb even if the fetus isn’t possessed.
so what are we thinking?
what is that?
did i wake you?
just thought i’d drop by to say no hard feelings.
i hope that we can still be friends and work out all the …
i’m only here to make amends.
this is a mistake.
i’m not your enemy.
you reap what you sow.
you go sow it somewhere else.
i came here to make peace.
i’m sorry but you don’t get to determine who i date.
oh my god. he’s a psychopath.
i’m not feeding anybody anything.
this is not a war.
i’m just talking with my lover.
she has this way of getting to me.
when you say impotent, do you mean sexually?
why do people make fun of marching bands?
i should have just ripped out her heart.
it’s not part of the plan or has that changed?
do you want the plan to change?
then find someone else to take her heart out.
now tell me about your dreams.
hey, here we are. just the two of us coming full circle.
your testimony went poorly today, didn’t it?
the sad thing is, you had so many chances to not get involved.
how many times did i tell you to go home to your daughters?
every step of the way, you did the opposite.
and yet, here you still are.
i’m gonna kill every last one, then your husband, then burn down your house.
i’m not gonna touch you though, no, because i want you to live.
i want you to live with the realization that you’re responsible for their deaths.
you let them die through your obstinacy, your need to win.
god, you talk too much.
you said you felt this thing, this evil oppressing you.
i did not. i did not i swear.
no, no, i’m just, uh, i don’t know, um, exploring.
i just, i mean i find it weird that you’re criticizing the catholic stuff in my job while …
you know why i really think you called?
so you’re a buddhist now?
you’re not over this.
you said we should stay apart, but you’re the one who called me.
what is the other option here?
you thought i was teasing you with my sister’s handwriting?
how does that even make sense?
the forbidden is always desirable.
what does that mean?
it’s from an internet video called pudsy’s christmas.
you think it’s harmless?
it’s just a meme. it’ll be gone in a week.
emotions are contagious, so many believe it to be an extreme emotional contagion.
what stops it?
it usually just dies out on its own after a few months.
half the things you talk about just sound made up.
oh, baby. can i give you some grandmotherly advice?
you take a brick, and you hit her in the face.
this is where it hurts the most: right here.
you take something heavy, and you smack her right there.
people will never know you had a rock in there at all.
oh, sure you can sweetheart.
i thought i couldn’t either, but you know what i found out?
you either make ‘em your bitch, or they make you theirs.
do you have a jacket with that?
can someone get it for you?
a jacket will make me look like a doctor?
that wasn’t your thing.
it wasn’t your thing to be a church lawyer either.
always has to have the last word, even from the grave.
that’s why i wanted to know how much we disagree.
whatever we say right now, i will be asked about.
you seemed so sane.
come on. what do you want me to do with this?
all beliefs look weird from the outside.
you believe in quantum entanglement.
i birthed you and i knew exactly what you’d say.
to me, that’s a symbol of resilience, of grace beyond all measure.
but what’s true is we’re both gonna carry it.
you carry your weight the way you need to carry it.
guess all we need is car trouble, and we’ll have won horror movie bingo.
tell me, are you convincing my son not to become a priest?
all i know is when i’m painting, it’s crap.
you’re talking like a priest.
duality doesn’t exist. there’s just what is.
sometimes, the dominated spouse will even take the blame for the crimes.
why does psychology always sound like a con to me?
it’s like religion for grad students.
what are you doing? fleabagging?
if that’s the best way for us to communicate, then yes.
there are two sides to this; it’s not enough to just use logic.
you’re gonna have to keep me from killing him.
you hold the power to make your life what you want.
you need to get back at her.
i love our debates over these issues, but not when it comes to murder.
do you not find this odd – a prophet requiring the blowing up of a balloon?
i found it odd that there was a prophet at all.
everything after that was just gravy.
she is in danger of being harmed by supernatural forces.
what if it’s not delusions?
all i’m asking is what if her possession is not delusion.
i mean sure, let’s just get his professional opinion and ignore it.
you’re calling me here and asking me to believe, but i deal in facts, psychiatry.
i look at her and see a very sick woman who needs a doctor’s care and may die without it.
i just don’t like when you can’t tell what is real and what is fake.
you don’t really believe in this crap?
i’ve seen some stuff you can’t exactly explain.
what about the locks on the cupboards and the fridge?
do you think i have a demon in me?
if i do have a demon in me, is there anything you can do?
what did shakespeare say? ‘to do a great right, do a little wrong.’
does this bother you? talking about it?
if you want us out of here, just admit that it’s anger management.
that’s one of the reasons we need good people.
it’s just, there are so many things wrong with the church.
god draws in straight lines. the devil draws in puzzles and anagrams.
that’s a real thing: people pledging their souls?
i think a lot of what we consider metaphor is real.
i’m not religious; i don’t believe in all that stuff.
bad dream? try counting sheep.
you can call it just weird, but something happened.
you plague my mind, you’re not even original.
why don’t you make up your own prayers?
what was that? whatever happened to nonviolence?
i thought this was about possession.
the theory is that an infestation leads to a possession.
the demon takes over the house, and then it takes over the person, supposedly.
why did you give my therapy notes to a serial killer?
why don’t you leave this to the professionals?
there are people out there who do bad things.
that’s a bit simplistic isn’t it? killing them because i like space.
i think spaces look better without people in them, don’t you think?
i like houses when they’re empty. i like the quiet; i like the space.
the world is getting worse because evil is no longer isolated.
bad people are talking to each other; they’re connected.
i didn’t know that was a job.
why do you keep repeating that same old crap over and over again?
go ahead and tell me.
they happen to some people and not to others.
i just don’t understand how god couldn’t choose winners and losers.
i’m not sure god uses an alcoholic for his miracles.
that is debatable.
you can call it a miracle, you can call it just weird.
i don’t know; i don’t like that word, but something happened.
that girl was dead for three hours. i saw her dead.
do you think it was a miracle?
are you texting?
how many times do i have to tell them?
it’s real in that if a human wants power, they can trade away their future for that power.
i’m surrounded by millennial nonentities.
i’m a perfectionist. i’m a demanding person.
what i want is for you to get this over with so i can roll my calls.
do i have anger issues?
is that what you want?
say some prayers, sprinkle some holy water.
it means shutting up and doing good work.
somebody who enjoys your shows but thinks you’re being a bit of a dick.
who the hell are you, lady?
technology’s a bitch.
those are my tools.
i don’t use sex, and i’m much more talented.
your mother’s just worried you’re going to turn into psychopaths.
is the shower broken?
don’t freak out when you see a strange man in your bathroom.
your mom asked me to look at the pipes, and your grandma let me in.
fake it until you make it.
i hate that because it encourages superstition and conspiracy theories.
it is so easy to manipulate them and create whatever we want.
this is a sick woman who is in danger of harming herself.
let me guess: they’re boxers, and they’re cupid hearts.
wait, what color are your underwear?
i’m practically naked here.
it’s halloween night and our investigation takes us to jersey.
i think we’re in a bad spot.
you think she did it?
be a man.
people generally don’t believe women.
if i do anything to her, she’ll tell the police.
it’s not enough to just use logic.
so [name:optional] is a psychopath.
you have to tell me.
there is a psychological condition called coercive control.
how do you know it’s not some bad spirit painting through you?
there’s no good or bad in art.
the more years you put on you, you’ll see.
when somebody else paints through me, that’s when it all comes together.
someone paints through me; my hand is divinely guided.
that’s how i feel about painting.
look, i know we hit that fork in the road –
welcome to the gully. i want to paint a t-shirt for you, something red.
i want my seed spread far and wide.
hey, i’m in my sixities, what else am i gonna do?
is he talking about his seed again?
ah, god, it’s great here.
that’s just not what i see when i look at that.
there’s pain in my paintings.
i reached out and reclaimed that brand for myself.
it’s evil. it’s not, it’s not you that’s evil.
don’t you threaten me, you little freak.
don’t you dare call me ‘bitch.’
i know where all your skeletons are buried.
your hands are a lot dirtier than mine.
you have no power over god.
so it looks like you’re in trouble. we should get started.
i’m not leaving here until you touch me.
this is what i look like when i’m bored.
possession looks a lot like insanity.
i need someone to help me distinguish between the two.
you don’t care that i don’t believe?
we want to hire you to help us.
two against one. well this is unfair.
i was wondering if we could talk for a minute.
i don’t need an algorithm to know you.
do you know why this moment is special?
do you think there could be… just murder?
you said violence is justified if it confronts evil and stops a graver wrong.
what, tempt you? seriously, is that how the devil works? he needs to be tempted to do wrong.
what? hurt me? how?
now, what we’re we talking about here? shoplifting?
i killed someone.
eat your cold pizza and i’ll be back.
it makes no sense to me.
i don’t know why people are unnerved by it.
we need to take a break.
does this stuff ever wear you down?
wait, wait, wait, wait, this is wrong.
tell me, can a night terror do this?
it means that once something is stupid, it doesn’t matter how much more stupid gets piled on top of it.
reasons I could and should not be put in charge of any comic book movie: I’m putting in the necessary ABBA fight number

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❝ commence your grovelling . ❞
Repo! The Genetic Opera Starters
"S-Sorry, what? Grovel?" Nope. Yep. Peter...Peter definitely heard him right. Loki, God of Mischief, Asgardian with an attitude, very charming and very threatening at the same time, was talking to him and telling him to grovel or kneel or whatever. If the Spidey suit had pockets, Peter would be shoving his hands into them and whistling and trying to act like he had no idea what was going on. But sadly, he did! He knew what was going on and he knew that Loki had his eyes on a bit of forced validation today! And Peter knew about the attacks on New York from a decade ago, so he was wise enough to know not to mess with a god who could step toe-to-toe with Thor and The Avengers.
"O....kay? I think I can grovel, don't judge, not good at the whole groveling under pressure!" Peter hopped on the balls of his feet for a second, trying to muster up something worthy enough to be called a grovel. "Your armor is pretty awesome! And so's the cape! What's it made from? Some sorta fine Asgardian fibers? And the horns? Are those a bronze or gold or...? Something also Asgardian? All in all, you serve a pretty great look! Nice job! Couldn't pull it off better even if I tried!"
prompts for emotionally stunted idiots
because my friends muses need therapy. will they get it? absolutely not.
AVOIDING THE TERRIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN:
“ yeah i’m pissed off but i’d rather not talk about it. that’s why you’re the one i came to. ”
“ i’m not looking for a friend. i’m looking for someone just as angry as i am. ”
“ i’m not good at caring about people’s shit on purpose. ”
“ i’m not gonna ask if ‘you’re okay’ cause that’s fuckin’ annoying. you wanna get the hell out of here and do something? ”
“ i don’t wanna talk about it. you got a beer? ”
“ upset? why would i be upset? ”
“ so you wanna go find something to break? ”
“ hey you want me to kill that guy for you? ”
“ i just need to get this shit done. and i trust you to help me do that. ”
“ you’re hot. and i’m bored. ”
“ can we just have some meaningless sex we can both pretend didn’t happen tomorrow morning? ”
“ i can think of at least a dozen people that need killing. or a light beating. will that cheer you up? ”
“ i’ve a got job and i think you’d be the perfect fit. so you in? ”
“ yeah i don’t do the whole crying thing. give me something to stab and i’ll be good in a day or two. ”
“ i banged it out and now i feel great. next question. ”
“ if i think about it, i get angry. and i don’t know where that anger stops. so i’d rather not start at all. ”
VARIOUS SENTENCES WITH ABSOLUTELY NO DEPTH U COWARDS:
“ if you’re gonna stay here you can’t be sober so either take the fruity beer or the shitty wine or let me be vibe in peace. ”
“ how much insect essence do you think are in every square inch of chocolate? like just how many cockroach guts have i consumed with my hershey’s? ”
“ you should’ve seen the look on their face. it’s been so long since i’ve made someone that fuckin’ angry it was great. ”
“ i have this neighbor who keeps playing driver’s license at 10 a.m. every morning and i’m starting to question if it’s a sixteen year old getting over a breakup or a 36 year old trying to reclaim their childhood. at this point the mystery is the only thing keeping me going. ”
“ do i trust you? absolutely not. next question. ”
“ if i don’t get a nap in the next hour i’ll probably murder someone. ”
“ you’re getting that look in your eyes like you’re about to ask me what’s wrong so i’m gonna save us both the awkwardness of finding an excuse to leave and just go now. ”
“ i’m here to raid your fridge cause my date went really bad and all i’ve had is lukewarm water and breadsticks. ”
“ i’m making a fake tinder profile to see how gullible guys are, wanna help? ”
“ hey i got something for you look! ” *holds up middle finger*
U MIGHT GET PUNCHED:
“ why are you really here? ”
“ i’m not leaving until you tell me what the fuck is going on. ”
“ you can’t solve every problem with your fists. ”
“ i’m not here to talk about me. what the hell is going on with you? ”
“ you think i don’t notice but i do. i can tell something’s wrong. ”
“ i can see beneath your smile. ”
“ why won’t you just tell me the truth? ”
“ what are you hiding? and don’t you dare try to lie to me. ”
“ what the hell did you do? ”
“ so are we gonna talk about it or are we gonna pretend nothing’s wrong here? ”