mainichi daradara

Me when I’m in my feelings but I have to stay moisturized so my skin can flourish

date a girl who lives in a hut on chicken legs deep in the russian forest and builds her fence from the bones of men from the nearest villages

since the original post i have become lactose intolerant... but luckily i have discovered that most dairy alternatives to milk work well in this recipe! a scoop of soya protein can also be used to replace every 2 eggs. also, biscoff spread contains no dairy. :D

i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream

you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said “i have 5 kids”

At that point you’re not even going to taste the pumpkin spice so you might as well make it a normal latte and save $1

UNMUTE PLEASE

🎨: acrylics on bristol paper