gay

Making sure my Zoom camera is tilted at a Dutch angle to indicate to my coworkers my psychological madness

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

So it's not my circus, but one of my monkeys did previously work there so i actually have a lot of opinion's on the circus' labor practices

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

lububus should come with a webkinz style code for labubu world. and you should be allowed to do cocaine in labubu world

when someone has "taken" in their bio it's bc they've been consumed by the fog

Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

My boyfriend glanced at my phone from like five feet away and went “oh you looking at the standard model” like SIR why can you recognize this equation by shape

anyone know if rubik is like, problematic? do we still fw his cube?

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.