gay

I’m deficient in vitamins they haven’t even discovered yet

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

Its me qtip don’t listen to them boy put me in your ear

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy