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OP I need you to understand you were not wrong. You are smart. Please please please understand that fact and I hope that you still keep your thinking style. There's just simply not enough people on this planet who can look at a question like this and think "well obviously you're only asking half the question". You're right and I hope you keep it up

My dad’s instant, kneejerk response to this question, which I picked up from him, has always been “Depends on whether you’re drinking or pouring.”

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

okay now that i’ve calmed down what am i going to buy myself as a treat for enduring this suffering

my favorite celebrity non-controversy was when lorde wanted to express her love of baths so she posted a picture of her bathtub captioned “and iiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuu” not realizing that whitney houston died in a bathtub

this is the type of thing my anxiety thinks is gonna happen every single time I say something

the customer is always STUPID AS HELL!!!!!!!